zombres:

thebadwolfdemon:

So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?

image

(Source: moosekleenex)

femharry:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

(Source: getsby)

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

smellyanne:

lookatthisfuckinradfem:

Well, you know…shit.

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

hybrid-reality:

fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

I will always reblog this amazing story.

cutenfit:

enlightened-eloquently:

reclaimedbynature:

troyesivan:

tinywingscraftshop:

bagofscones:

cozywarmhappythings:

The joys of a cup of tea.

This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day.

Must. Drink. Moar. Tea.

are we forgetting that it tastes like a warm cup of home and liquid love

Tea with honey, mmmmm

Tea is important as fuck, but so is water. Know this.

Had jasmine green tea and spiced chai already :)

eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

(Source: incognitomoustache)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

(Source: seawolph)

dirtyoldhoe:

If you see this van Bat-rockin’…

dirtyoldhoe:

If you see this van Bat-rockin’…

Further Thoughts on a Middle Aged Man’s Ingestion of Popular Culture

fishingboatproceeds:

So I’ve been seeing a lot of tumblr posts involving anacondas and puns and various wants lately.

And I figured that Sir Mix a Lot’s “Baby Got Back” had experienced some kind of 21st century renaissance among all of tumblr.

But then it turns out I guess that Nicki Minaj is involved? 

Basically, I learn about new popular music via punny GIFs.

(Source: puppiestotherescue)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful)

pixiesizedprincess:

This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

(Source: blog.evajuliet.com)