The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

(Source: leajon)

I never knew what I was capable of.

(Source: hollandes)

tavrissexual:

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

(Source: kyan-pepper)

And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s welcome Leonardo DiCaprio
Taylor Swift after 2013 Golden Globes where Tina and Amy made a joke about her:"There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women"
Tina Fey at 2014 Golden Globes after Amy Poehler wins:"I love you, there is a special place in hell for you"
xtarose:

guess who just won a golden globe

xtarose:

guess who just won a golden globe

Tamera Mowry Responds to Critics of Her Interracial Marriage ( x )

(Source: chadbono)

(Source: holaaitsshann)

sandyclawscrossing:

going-in-cakeless:

heather-m00ch:

katfastkatfurious:

touchofgrey37:

gingerhaze:

FRUSTRATED DOODLE ABOUT BRA SHOPPING

HAVE GIANT BOOBS!!!
But if your boobs are bigger than a C, your bra is gonna be expensive!
And if your boobs are bigger than a D, your bra is going to be expensive and ugly!

Don’t forget ‘we don’t want to see your bra strap but the straps on your giant bra are going to be about 2 inches wider than the widest tank top GOOD LUCK WITH THAT’.

FffffffffffBOOOOOOOBS

I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM ThIS EXPERIENCE

http://www.brastop.com/ 
Cheap bras, up to K cup. I’m planning on shopping there soon and I know loads of people who love it c: 

sandyclawscrossing:

going-in-cakeless:

heather-m00ch:

katfastkatfurious:

touchofgrey37:

gingerhaze:

FRUSTRATED DOODLE ABOUT BRA SHOPPING

HAVE GIANT BOOBS!!!

But if your boobs are bigger than a C, your bra is gonna be expensive!

And if your boobs are bigger than a D, your bra is going to be expensive and ugly!

Don’t forget ‘we don’t want to see your bra strap but the straps on your giant bra are going to be about 2 inches wider than the widest tank top GOOD LUCK WITH THAT’.

Fffffffffff
BOOOOOOOBS

I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM ThIS EXPERIENCE

http://www.brastop.com/ 

Cheap bras, up to K cup. I’m planning on shopping there soon and I know loads of people who love it c: 

everyone interviewing female nominees:no one wants to hear about the tremendous amount of training and talent it takes to get nominated for an award so what are you wearing and hOW HARD WAS IT TO FOCUS WITH HOT MEN AROUND

fionagoddess:

Mila Kunis | 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards (Jan. 12, 2014)

(Source: fionagoddess)

spitefulbitch:

restructures:

shykomaeda:

myflameofhope:

shykomaeda:

how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess

or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay

or how about a lesbian princess

how about a princess whose sexuality doesn’t matter and that doesn’t focus or rely on a love interest????

or a lesbian princess

(Source: shy731remade)